How to Pick Up Girls
That can be a complicated job. It has taken me years to put together my skills to expert level. To the point of a complete artist. Some people call me a pick up artist. I will admit that I am. I prefer the term Playboy. But we are all one in the same. It just so happens that I am the number 1 pick up artist in the entire world. The number 1 playboy, the top ladies man and the biggest womanizer on the planet. Why? I love girls. And yes girls love me.
I am a nice guy I just like getting laid by thousands of different exotic girls from all around the world. Most pick up artists are young studs who have to show off their masculinity. I am an older man who truly loves very young women. I figured if I am going to do my hobby I might as well become the best. I get laid one to three times per day by sexy 18 year old girlfriends of mine. It’s all about love and romance. I have never been with a prostitute in my life. I have never even picked up a dancer! I like sweet innocent girls who are looking for a boyfriend and a husband. Oh yes I will marry one of my girls one day. I have been looking for about 40 years now and I just haven’t been able to decide which girl is right for me.
Most men do not believe me because they find it so hard or next to impossible to get laid on the first date. I do it every single day!! I have developed a complete system that check this out guys. MY SYSTEM IS NOT FOR SALE! I have not written a book. I have not written an e-book and I do not put on seminars. My expertise and services are only available to the world’s richest men. I pick up girls for myself and I am willing to pick up girls for the wealthy man who does not get laid as much as he might like. I know that if you are busy making money in a business there just is not enough time to pursue your female companionships like you might like. I am the only man on earth who offers pick up and seduction services for hire. The rest of you guys will need to pick up a copy of Eric Weber’s book “How to Pick up Girls” and do the best you can. Style, talent and skill cost money. Incidentally I am the number 1 pick up artist in the world bar none. And kick this around guys my chauffeur gets laid twice as much as the number 2 pick up artist in the world. Just imagine how far behind me the number two man is. I have posted a challenge on the internet for other pick up artists to meet me in open competition. No one has actually made serious arrangements to meet my challenge. For good reason because no young pua can beat the old man and all the other old pick up artists gave it all up years ago for that one special lady. There is nothing wrong with a special lady… I have one. I also have my top 5 and my top 10 list. The list goes on down into the thousands now. Yes I truly love girls more than any man on the planet and I do something about my desires besides fantasize.
I am an eccentric guy who does not have time for a buddy or a best friend. So that’s why if I do spend time with a buddy he has to have deep pockets. Then there is the question of who gets first pick …Elvis Preston King or my new best buddy. You can bet Elvis will unless the guy has more money than Bill Gates. Don’t count on their sisters either. I particularly love the Sisters Fanatasy. Ok buddy maybe Elvis can save you a cousin. Don’t fret, remember even my chauffeur gets laid more than the number 2 pick up artist in the world so calm down my little rich buddy you are going to get yours. Email me at
loverboybachelor@yahoo.com and let's pick up some girls!
Elvis Preston King, the world’s foremost expert on how to pick up and seduce girls.
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